Life gives you lemons
And you're supposed to make lemonade
Does it make me a miserable git?
If today my Soda Stream is knackered
Ain't no refreshing beverage being made from it..
Keep on smiling, tomorrow's another day
There's plenty worse off than me
I tell you one thing gratis, free of charge
I ain't laughing, it ain't very..
Well, you know...funny..
Plenty more fish in the sea to find
Apparently it is what it is, to most
Those happy sods those mindfulness minds
Does my nut in..
Oh how they like to...
Find your solace your inner peace
Be at one with your inner self
Sit and listen as apparently you'll hear
The secret to purer mental wealth...
Think outside the box, no pain no gain
Challenge the zone of your comfort
Smile resolute and be polite
Don't speak before a...
Rise above be better than 'them'
Don't stoop down to their level
Do me a flavour, stop pulling my chain..
Ferel part of my brain secretly thinks..
Can't I just clobber 'em wiv a shovel?
I know I ain't been the best example
I ain't always been the best behaved
But no one ever died from what I've done
So why is it those who've done far worse than me..
Seem to be having all the fun?
But I'm still standing
At least that's what Elton says
And I'm still moving on
One foot in front of the other
With my back pack full of clichés
Flipping Nora..it don't 'alf weigh a tonne...
Yes I've made the occasional wrong choices
In the past got it sensationally wrong
Could have ended up down dark roads
If common sense hadn't walloped me gong...
But I'll tell you one fing for nuffin'
Think I'll have a change..
Escape for a bit..
They say it's as good as rest..
I won't charge you a flipping penny..
I'm checking into a suitably affordable hotel
Just like a chilled out Lenny Henry.
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